A Day In The Life
By Michael Griffiths • Feb 3rd, 2009 • Category: Grown Up StuffHey man, I just … I can’t function in the morning without my morning coffee. I really fuckin love the coffees they make at Single Origin man. Single Origin FTW!! I mean, that guy – he’s so crazy! But I reckon he’s good for business, right? Yeah, LOLz man! I dunno anyway … what? Yeah ahh shit that’s shit’s out of control. Have you heard it? Ahh nah man the other one, from that night with all those dudes hanging around … Yeah at the time dude, you were all like fuckin eyes popping and loving it you couldn’t even fuckin talk! LOLz yeah dood! … So you got the one with the fixed fuckin gears man? Yeah fuck it’s hard to ride brah but it’s fuckin sweet and the babes keep on checking that shit out! I still can’t brake and I ran into a junkie on Crown! LOLz man! NAGL man!! … Hey man you got any more of those. Is that shit from the same guy as last week? Ahh man I don’t know about that shit, hey. It was alright brah, but I dunno if I can pay that shit again. Nah man my olds stopped sending me that money and shit’s getting hard man. LOLz fuck you dood, it ain’t like that! … I can’t even fuckin hear you man. Eh? Aww brah let’s just take this shit outside and do it there. Haha! yeah fuckin bad boy, whatever man! Nah just have it all, it’s better like that. … Dood what’s in that shit? I can’t see properly man. Ahh shit nah it’s making me feel fuckin weird man. What is it? What the fuck’s in that shit? Ahh man I need to get out of here. Man … where are you man? … hey dood you know where I am? I can’t see properly. I dunno. Maybe a hospital man … LO … nah man … it’s weird. Ha … ahh fuck. … can you help me? Nah fuck man. Ahh shit. Nah it’s fucked up. I can’t do this shit anymore … ahh fuck. … are you a nurse? I dunno what it was … yeah all of it … ahh fuck. Help me … can you call my parents? Fuck … nah mum I don’t know man. *sob* I’m sorry … nah I need to keep that place. Just give me some more money or something … fuck I’m sorry. Yeah I promise. All good mum. All good.
Hey man, I just … I can’t function in the morning without my morning coffee. I really fuckin love the coffees they make at Single Origin man …
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